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Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23429) - you deserved it (6082)

On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)

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It's fine as long as you don't let shit come in between you

#9 - On 02/28/2012 at 10:07am by katuyono

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Who stunk out who?

#1 - On 02/28/2012 at 10:02am by silentblack

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