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Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)

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Therapist: Sir, are you an idiot?
Husband: Uh huh.

#7 - On 02/23/2012 at 5:58am by MetalxSoldier

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At least he didn't say "nuh uh" to any of the questions -- you gotta give the guy credit for his positive attitude.

#17 - On 02/23/2012 at 6:14am by perdix

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