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Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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My girlfriend thought it would be funny to try and fart on me. Little did she know I was being polite and holding mine in. I held her down and farted on her head. Morel of the story: Don't get mad, and don't get even. Go that extra distance to make sure it never happens again.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 8:28pm by usefulidiot

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Today, my boyfriend heard me fart in my sleep--it woke him up because it was so loud. Then rather than be understanding like a mature/rational human being, he proceeded to complain about the smell and post the incident on fmylife for strangers to read. FML

#14 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:32pm by anonymous55

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