Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

by pikachu / 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

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  • See, what you need to learn is the Self-Dutch Oven in vengeance. Next time you let out a big 'un under the covers while she's sleeping, sneak out in such a way that still contains the gases under the blankets. Then turn the lights on. She'll throw the covers over her head to hide from the light.

    #10 - On 03/04/2009 at 9:10pm by alleygirl

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  • stock up on air fresher. It is a normal human thing to fart in sleep. You probably do it but don't realize it. Grow balls and stop worrying about stuff like this.

    #7 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:01pm by AliSama

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