My girlfriend thought it would be funny to try and fart on me. Little did she know I was being polite and holding mine in. I held her down and farted on her head. Morel of the story: Don't get mad, and don't get even. Go that extra distance to make sure it never happens again.
Today, my boyfriend heard me fart in my sleep--it woke him up because it was so loud. Then rather than be understanding like a mature/rational human being, he proceeded to complain about the smell and post the incident on fmylife for strangers to read. FML
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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