Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

by Nicole / 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.

    #2 - On 02/20/2012 at 2:46am by Roevera

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  • Kinky.

    #1 - On 02/20/2012 at 2:43am by tookie12345

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