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Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014