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Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML


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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

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That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.

#2 - On 02/20/2012 at 2:46am by Roevera

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#1 - On 02/20/2012 at 2:43am by tookie12345

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