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Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18376) - you deserved it (3976)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:37am - love - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States (California)

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not gonna lie, i yawned after reading this

#6 - On 02/10/2012 at 10:17am by Sweetheart34

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Hopefully he will be understanding since he has shitty timing and knew you had a bad night. Look on the bright side, you have someone that wants to marry you! :)

#4 - On 02/10/2012 at 10:17am by lajaynay

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