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Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program"
Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right.
I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.
If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014