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Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (25008)

On 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm - love - by badtrip (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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