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Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm - love - by badtrip (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program"

Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right.

I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:14am by inkstains

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If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.

#12 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:36am by marris

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