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Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
#8: "there must be a reason for the abroad program"
Yeah, women ONLY travel and go to school to get laid. Right.
I'm sure there IS a reason, but it's likely that sex is not her main goal.
If you can't take a joke, why'd you give her the condoms in the first place. Seriously think about a suitcase - who would put condoms on top of their clothes and not in one of the pockets for little items.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014