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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

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F that. Take someone else.

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 4:51pm by Jasonf6

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Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.

#2 - On 02/09/2012 at 4:51pm by Blacksxe

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