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Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23994) - you deserved it (3577)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

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And that's why she's your ex.

#1 - On 01/22/2012 at 10:31am by IceeCreamm

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Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet

#8 - On 01/22/2012 at 10:33am by ICATiger

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