Love: Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook.... - FML

By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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Top comments

IceeCreamm 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:31

And that's why she's your ex.

ICATiger 13

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:33

Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet

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robokid777 4

Monday 23 January 2012 0:14

post a picture of you with two hookers on hers

godofswag 6

Monday 23 January 2012 1:23

she ain't nothin but a GOLDDIGGA she ain't MESSIN with no broke niggas

afunnyterdcody 5

Monday 23 January 2012 1:32

That why guy hit women period

Sparkiee93 3

Monday 23 January 2012 1:40

>Attend hooters >Enjoy meal >Tip waitress well >Attain photograph with waitress's boobs on your head >Post to her wall via facebook. >Profit.

EnmityKnight 2

Monday 23 January 2012 1:47

Time to go to the gentlemens bar.

cocosweetie 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:00

Did she dump u or did u dump her?

lilpowers 3

Monday 23 January 2012 2:01

You dumped her. (I hope!)

power6053 4

Monday 23 January 2012 2:27

It's funny cause she couldnt even get another boyfriend so she payed for a stripper.

hewro_failure 11

Monday 23 January 2012 2:36

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