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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24628) - you deserved it (5750)

On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

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When you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter what's going on. I'm not going to piss my pants for anyone; unless you're into that sort of thing.

#3 - On 01/21/2012 at 12:04am by every1luvsboners

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Help comes in many forms,i guess in this case it was piss

#1 - On 01/21/2012 at 12:03am by HaloR

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