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Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (5417)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved

#3 - On 01/14/2012 at 5:17pm by TylerBurden

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What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .

#1 - On 01/14/2012 at 5:16pm by IntoTheClouds

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