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Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25930) - you deserved it (7051)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.

#4 - On 01/03/2012 at 4:26pm by japtch

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at least she won't forget your name =)

#5 - On 01/03/2012 at 4:28pm by J9ssica

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