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Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (5835)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Doy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)

#2 - On 12/19/2011 at 6:06am by MaaaanWTF

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Well at least it's something to do .

#1 - On 12/19/2011 at 6:06am by kevinnj

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