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Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43728) - you totally deserved it (7681)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

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She's a keeper, haha.

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:01pm by TurboKill1

haha u set urself up for that

#56 - On 03/10/2010 at 3:58pm by z620

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:06pm by AliSama

At least she's still on the couch. More lucky than fucked, unless she dumps you. Then it's fucked.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:07pm by Cormophyte

dude - thats awesome. If she didn't like you, she wouldn't still be there.
This reminds me of Wayne's World in the sense that if she gets drunk and leaves when she's sober,
it was never meant to be. But if she stays when she's sober (assuming she's hot), well thats not half bad.

#4 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:18pm by tsax421

Yay, you have a girlfriend with a sense of humor. How is that FML?

#5 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:20pm by drybamboo

@1 agreed.

#6 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:27pm by tw0

Instead of saying "I was drunk", mine says she's "taking one for the team". No FML there.

#7 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:28pm by tmills

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#8 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:35pm by virgin4life

Today, someone made a joke and I didn't get it. FML

#9 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:46pm by Cloudy

Dork

#10 - On 03/02/2009 at 9:12pm by chaaoos0013

Whatever. Thats not so bad. Maybe being drunk is what got her interested, but its not what kept her with you.

#11 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:26pm by okaypineapple

haha i've done that :p

#12 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:34pm by lollipop217

drunk girls are the best dude

#13 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:47pm by imhawaiian

It's like right outta a sitcom.

#14 - On 03/02/2009 at 11:30pm by LegendxLm

Stop asking questions you already know the answer to.

#15 - On 03/02/2009 at 11:31pm by Zuriel45

Thats how i get all my girls FML

#16 - On 03/02/2009 at 11:33pm by fmlforever2012

dude. you gotta' know that shes joking right?

#17 - On 03/02/2009 at 11:34pm by TheOrpheus

story of my life

#18 - On 03/03/2009 at 12:08am by e_n_t_r_e

lol@virgin4life

someone's jealous >_>

#19 - On 03/03/2009 at 12:28am by 0___0

I lol'd.

#20 - On 03/03/2009 at 12:33am by DistortedReality

oh, she was probably only kidding. Don't take it so personally. If she was really just drunk she probably wouldn't still be with you. trust me, I've got that same sardonic quality

#21 - On 03/03/2009 at 1:05am by naiveprophet

lol my boyfriend asked me out when I was drunk too

#22 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:20am by Ordinary_Zena

hahahahaha

#23 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:17am by redroses5

Got with my bf when i was drunk. almost 2 years later, I'm stil wondering how the hell it happened XD lol

#24 - On 03/03/2009 at 7:30am by IndigoKitty

Today, somone had had a sense of humour and I did not. FML

#25 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:12am by Zic

aww thats terrible.

#26 - On 03/03/2009 at 9:56am by fml147

At least she didn't say "I was drunk", get up & leave, adding, over her shoulder as she left "But I'm sober now & you're dumped!" - even if she was drunk, she's stuck by her decision & likes you enough to stay. Grow up.

#27 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:36am by Sciamachy

Probably just a joke, dont take it to seriously

#28 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:16am by peteypiranha128

You need to man up, cowboy.

#29 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:36am by arms_akimbo

was she drunk when you met?

#30 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm by lesb_lv

dude she was obviously joking

#31 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:17pm by bocarosa

HAHAHAHAHAHA #25

#32 - On 03/03/2009 at 8:21pm by bocarosa

lmfaooooo

#33 - On 03/04/2009 at 7:37am by yuyo

hahaha, this is what i say to my boyfriend cause thats how we met! hahaha

#34 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:59am by allstarplayer324

you deserved it.

#35 - On 03/04/2009 at 1:38pm by FYL3

either it was a joke and you need to learn to take a joke, or she's a dumb bitch and you need to drop her.

#36 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:11pm by drunkrabbit22

its okay dude she is just joking around

#37 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:33pm by Kingxxkings

yeah definitely. and if she's still happy with you then obviously you have nothing to worry about.

#38 - On 03/04/2009 at 11:40pm by bejeeezus

My girlfriend and I throw those kinds of barbs at each other all the time. Sounds more like a healthy relationship than a FML.

#39 - On 03/05/2009 at 5:00pm by Crackerman

SHES STILL WITH YOU righhtt?.

#40 - On 03/06/2009 at 3:01am by icare

Healthly Relationships & Humor FTW.

#41 - On 03/06/2009 at 4:31am by jSOPURE

ahahhah dont worry ..i'm always saying things like this to my bf and he knows im joking...otherwise i wouldnt be with him

#42 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:27pm by tonce6701

well see theres this thing called a joke

#43 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:32pm by ImTooGodly

ahhh, thats pretty funny.

#44 - On 03/08/2009 at 4:10am by vgeorge707

haha, I agree with some of the previous posts, she's most likely joking. Or maybe you met her at a party and she's just teasing/joking? Whatever, she has a cute sense of humor

#45 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:55am by nonymous

lmao. im going to use something along the lines of this the next time my boyfriend asks me.

#46 - On 03/14/2009 at 5:45pm by CAITx4OH1xCORE

i'm using that one too. or some form of it like "i was on a LOT of prescription medications"..

#47 - On 03/15/2009 at 4:53am by twotwelve

I think she's funny and was just joking around with you! In fact, I'm going to use that. :D

#48 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:44am by Meta

Lol story of my life...

#49 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:47pm by DaBluedude

This one has to be a joke. I don't think she was serious if she's still with you.

#50 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:28am by 24788

YDI for taking advantage of a drunk girl.

#51 - On 05/21/2009 at 8:06am by dougelo7

i love your girlfriend, dude!

#52 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:00pm by Taolan

Burn!! LMFAO!! But you still got her!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

#53 - On 06/23/2009 at 10:12pm by lakergurl91

What would be worse is if you got her knocked up so she stayed with. Then if she had a miscarriage...

#54 - On 07/07/2009 at 10:57am by bigraws23

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

#55 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:40am by Daizu

I don't really get why this is a fml, she's still with you, she could've just left if she didn't want to be with you

#57 - On 03/16/2010 at 9:32am by ghost010

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