Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?"
She replied, "I was drunk." FML
I agree, your life sucks (60411) - you deserved it (10555)
On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)
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She's a keeper, haha.
#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:01pm by TurboKill1
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unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.
#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:06pm by AliSama
+34 | 17
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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