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Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48375) - you deserved it (8474)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

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