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Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42658) - you deserved it (5845)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

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so kiss AND high five .
marriage is all about compromise yes ?

#3 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:06am by uprising

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You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife

#1 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:05am by HowAreYouToday

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