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Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (2696)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)

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Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

#4 - On 11/29/2011 at 2:47am by JessieBrianneKim

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Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

#5 - On 11/29/2011 at 2:47am by cBlackout

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