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Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30348) - you deserved it (6178)

On 11/27/2011 at 3:58am - love - by good citizen - United States

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bitch got no respect

#4 - On 11/27/2011 at 10:34am by dhardesty23

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And then you let the door smack into her face, right?

#7 - On 11/27/2011 at 10:35am by ironyisforlosers

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