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Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML


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On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

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Ah. So actually, he dumped you. He will just come back if all the relationships with the other girls fail. Ah.

You're not going back to him, right?

#3 - On 11/12/2011 at 6:27am by DjeePee

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"I want to marry another one first."

#1 - On 11/12/2011 at 6:22am by koekj

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