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Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26417) - you deserved it (11438)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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get a new gf :)

#2 - On 11/09/2011 at 10:00am by faeynt

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Maybe next she will dress like elton john

#3 - On 11/09/2011 at 10:00am by jsprackman

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