Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

by kdeeeceee / 11/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States / Love

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  • Shitty situation? Wait, no, that joke sucks. But look at it this way: At least you're a gentleman! And a jackass..

    #1 - On 11/09/2011 at 5:52am by Renesaga

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  • Man, you're a gentleman ! So cute to do that. :)

    #6 - On 11/09/2011 at 5:54am by Miss_Lisaa

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