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Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26855) - you deserved it (5991)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

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Maybe you can learn something...

#1 - On 11/04/2011 at 11:14am by SugarCrazy

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Step 1) Share your cookies
Step 2) Share your juice
Step 3) Watch out for cooties

#13 - On 11/04/2011 at 11:19am by saIty

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