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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67221) - you deserved it (7605)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

#1 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:13pm by Jertastic

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I'm favoriting this.
I litterally laughed outloud

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 5:16pm by Chuck3791

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