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Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26596) - you deserved it (6020)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

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