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Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriends house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14552) - you deserved it (19783)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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you could of been a creeper. how could she have known? thats why she sacraficed her mother instead.

#5 - On 10/29/2011 at 9:59am by flockz

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You should run...

#1 - On 10/29/2011 at 9:54am by iFizzgig

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