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Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good, respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9884) - you deserved it (34769)

On 10/21/2011 at 2:32am - love - by hatetodisappoint - United States

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I'm just wondering what he did to end up in jail in the first place.

#3 - On 10/21/2011 at 6:01am by eyealaska

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Did you get the money?

#2 - On 10/21/2011 at 6:00am by stayawake96

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