Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

by Awie / 10/20/2011 at 4:26am / Austria (Wien) / Love

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  • It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...

    #7 - On 10/20/2011 at 10:07am by PixelNoob

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  • Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.

    #4 - On 10/20/2011 at 10:05am by mk58

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