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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

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Fyl..?
But you should be happy that he is honest with you!^_^
even tho what he tried is pretty serious..
He's released for a reason now you know :)
So don't let it down, it will just make things worse If he's going to be labeled as insane for the rest of his life...
But good luck ^_%

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 9:59am by Keevarou

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Don't worry, if he wants to be together forever he's probably not planning on killing you any time soon

#6 - On 10/17/2011 at 10:01am by taternuts

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