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Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37830) - you deserved it (5238)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

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Wow what an ass

#1 - On 10/05/2011 at 6:06am by Nosah

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I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)

#7 - On 10/05/2011 at 6:09am by kickazz16

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