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Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36617) - you deserved it (3025)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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change all of his accounts to say he's gay, then he'll get a lot of surprising phonecalls :)

#4 - On 09/24/2011 at 10:12am by ColtsDoug18

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Use his credit card to sign up for a few dating sites. Or ask him for money for a dating site!

#2 - On 09/24/2011 at 10:10am by jillianmathers12

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