Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13171) - you deserved it (32143)
On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Nicole's life also sucksToday, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
fluke also deserved itToday, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued…
You just got burned
#2 - On 09/19/2011 at 7:05pm by Dodie_
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+233 | 2
Don't play with lighters!
#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 7:05pm by Skulll
+59 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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