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Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

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ouch. he only thinks you are worth 5 years of blackmail money?

#3 - On 09/17/2011 at 6:08am by ninjaniki

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5 years with blackmail money. Am I the only one who is extremely curious about how much she got?

#8 - On 09/17/2011 at 6:17am by Killerturtle

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