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Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30373) - you deserved it (2454)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by chicagobulls102 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Did you give him the number?

#2 - On 09/10/2011 at 7:25pm by HappyCynic

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I certainly would NOT have passed along the friend's number; I hope you didn't.
Not only is he "shy" (lacks balls), but he's rude.

#7 - On 09/10/2011 at 7:29pm by SmittyJA24

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