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Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35105) - you deserved it (6146) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?

#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 8:39pm by tigerbabe15

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Woah, how ironic. It's kinda funny, though.

#4 - On 09/09/2011 at 8:40pm by Mipz

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