Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I found out my 97 year old Grandma has an imaginary 30 year old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

#17685680
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21438) - you deserved it (6860)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Nublet's life also sucks
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

sad also deserved it
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant…

Top comments

woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.

#6 - On 09/07/2011 at 6:03am by jennyc246

See in context

+45 | 8

Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?

#18 - On 09/07/2011 at 7:07am by cutiepie343

See in context

+28 | 7

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by