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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25100) - you deserved it (3533)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

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anyone think that this is the most original way to dump someone ever imagined? sucks to be you but kudos to your ex for originality.

#4 - On 09/06/2011 at 2:32am by ZingZilla

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Drive around with the notes on. When someone honks at you, just point at the notes. When you get in an accident, point at the notes. When you decide to drive your car through a mall just for the fun of it, point at the notes.

The notes are the solutions to all of your problems.

#15 - On 09/06/2011 at 2:43am by iAmScrubs

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