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Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33386) - you deserved it (2927)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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"To my son getting married to...what's her name again?"

#2 - On 08/15/2011 at 6:00am by DoubleEdgedBlade

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FYL double:
(1) He forgot your name. (after 7 years of dating his son)
(2) Your Father-in-law (to be) is too stupid to improvise and refer to you as "the bride to be" or "my future daughter-in-law"

#14 - On 08/15/2011 at 6:19am by mastersmurf

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