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Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31494) - you deserved it (12951)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

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i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"

#10 - On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am by SarahMae2014

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bush wookie

#1 - On 07/25/2011 at 10:07am by j4gerb0mblitz

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