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Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45128) - you deserved it (5842) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That's when you snap his arms and legs, throw him in the pool, and yell "YOU swim bitch!"

#1 - On 07/23/2011 at 8:26pm by mattmalin11

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Swim Bitch Swim

#3 - On 07/23/2011 at 8:27pm by yomommma

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