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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48426) - you deserved it (5937)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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bitch is crazy

#2 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:54pm by zemma_soup

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She's what the commonfolk call an idiot.

#4 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:55pm by NoobHat

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