Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
I agree, your life sucks (44975) - you deserved it (5602)
On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
tgd4444's life also sucksToday, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his…
ElixirRose also deserved itToday, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's…
bitch is crazy
#2 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:54pm by zemma_soup
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She's what the commonfolk call an idiot.
#4 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:55pm by NoobHat
+115 | 6
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