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Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14220) - you deserved it (73510)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

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Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.

#2 - On 07/20/2011 at 6:03am by Susieee_Q

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Did your brain derp?

#1 - On 07/20/2011 at 6:02am by ShrukiantheMad

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