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Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (6222)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Forget where his cock is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

#2 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:09am by Ukeee_X

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His brain must be super tiny

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 3:09am by chefinheels88

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