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Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
Forget where his cock is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015