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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (5488)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

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It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

#3 - On 07/12/2011 at 10:05am by marinus

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lol, slayed. at least he's honest.

#2 - On 07/12/2011 at 10:02am by xxlauruh

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