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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27548) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

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Kudos to you for breaking up with him in person rather than by text. He would have probably handled it much worse (like crying for 10 hours on your couch) if you did that.

#7 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:09am by barlessprison

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He's got some issues...

#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:08am by PSQ91

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