Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
TheStripedBeatle 9
niceee. FYL
Iamnotmyself 17
I say you charge in there, and demand some chocolate for your troubles, chocolate solves everything!
Lauren10102 3
Chocolate will solve nothing, but a pistol... that would help....
A7X_LoVeee 10
Help how? By sending her to jail?
Anyoniemous 0
Happy Anniversary!
Trupe 3
I say you go **** up this 3 year anniversary. It's the least you could do for his loving wife.
ImAHomosexual 0
Sometimes you can get out of murder. Just look at that Casey Anthony pathetic bitch piece of shit.
ImAHomosexual 0
Comment moderated? Are you kidding me... I said Casey Anthony was a bitch and I get moderated. Comon guys.
qzzpm07 0
annika
Jaxx66 21
hear, hear #51
J0gby 0
Happiness. It's only a teardrop away.
MC18 0
*6 month anniversary of cluelessness
Epileptic 0
Seriously just tell his wife and go hook up at a bar.
Thunderbender 2
What, were you not invited?
supermankisses 1
Look at it this way OP, you only wasted 6 months of your life, the wife wasted 3 years!
scrapmetal58 9
6th mensiversary.
scrapmetal58 9
6th mensiversary.
2ndSucks 15
Well said 104. But seriously op, how did you not figure this out after 6 months?
heyy17 10
Today, is the day you slap him and break up with him.
ThanksKarma 0
Plan a threesome with the wife. Get a nice hotel and then get them nice and drunk. Tie up the dude and super glue his d*CK to his stomach.
scrapmetal58 9
Mensiversary would be the correct term... Latin for month is mensis.
RetardedBullFrog 4
I agree with 157, it wouldn't be an anniversary if only months have passed.
Sperrys 3
i've always heard monthsary.
SlyTendencies 1
'Merica!
Sperrys 3
^**** YEAH!!!!!?
holyheight 0
do I know u?
Lauren10102 3
Threesome?
TheStripedBeatle 9
Definitely.
6tori6 5
two words: man *****
J0gby 0
funny, never heard that joke before....
Metal_Chick 15
45-two words: loosen up
Outsider_77 0
86- two words: shut up
smurfsarwales 9
114 two words wtf?
saga_darlin 0
124-thats three words
Metal_Chick 15
114- two words: make me
Justforlolz 14
152 - 8 words: Stop trying to act tough over the Internet.
Outsider_77 0
158- I know right? keyboard gangsters these days tsk tsk
OWNZ 0
2 words: C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Metal_Chick 15
158-Tough? LMFAO WTF? As far as i know i can type whatever the **** i want, so thumb me down! It's not like i know anyone here haha
Screwie 25
Needless to say, go celebrate that you're single now since you dumped him, seriously, run away.
flagg1888 3
I agree with screwie. though I have to say that it is guys like that that make the rest of us look really good!!
FMMFL1992 3
You should just join them on their anniversary. Don't dump him
wordnerd42 0
Yeah, some guys have common decency in them. Instead, this dude will soon have your weapon of choice in him.
6tori6 5
two words: man *****.
gravy_jones 0
I don't see the problem
OWNZ 0
They should all celebrate together!!! Sounds fun!
JuniorBSTN 3
Aha thats funny
awesomeooo3 0
I see a problem. OP has no idea what an anniversary is. Anniversaries are annual, not monthly. There are no such things as "3 month" and "6 month" anniversaries. "Annus" = year.
awesomeooo3 0
I see a different problem. OP has no idea what an Anniversary is. They are annual, not monthly. "Annus" = year.
lopez1222 3
hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Newboyz00185 0
hahahaaaaha "Annus"? Ya killin me here!!
allenye818 2
132 = anus
iridebmx 0
lmao
hotpinkpepsi 6
what a dog
bebe088 0
totally. why are men such pigs?
born_hustla 26
ok, not all men...I'm not defending them, some men in fact are pigs and makes us, the few good ones, look bad.- its not fair to generalize...
VitaLp 14
All men aren't pigs. And from my experience, a man will only **** you over if you let him. If you want to meet a nice guy, dress differently, stop going to night clubs and stop being attracted to guys just because they're 'badass'. I say this as a rule, of course - I have no idea what you're like :)
allenye818 2
your screen name is "born hustla" & you're trying to advocate that not all men are dogs??
PurpleWaffles 2
this is why men are not to be trusted.
Big_Red_138 3
Not all guys are like that though.
ilovecookies83 0
Yeah, some girls are just as messed up.
Jaxx66 21
Each gender has issues. women can be called lying backstabbing money grubbing.... men can be, cheating lying underhanded... every race and gender has bad apples. don't hate on one side cause of the bad ones you've come in contact with :(
Metal_Chick 15
8- I'm going to be honest here I know way more untrustworthy women than men. Everyone is different don't blame them all for one's mistakes, that's unfair.
Babalu722 3
sexist bastard
smittys 7
Douche
rainbo955 0
agreed. but women can be the same way.
chiddy_bang71 0
and transgenders can be cheating pigs too. those filthy lying she-males.
iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
akmed89 2
or his wife
Michele2luv 8
or both
bobbymullet 11
awh. let's hope as soon as you found out you ended it/:
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
glitterme 5
can I join
Fahrenheit1 0
u made me laugh so hard! This is a good one!
volley4eva1698 0
hahaha...........
sundaybmx 6
hahahaha....... same here
abc123cimsmart 3
No... But your mom can.
UmBongos 3
Seriously how old are you; So immature.