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Man or woman?

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33330) - you deserved it (3776)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.

#2 - On 06/18/2011 at 7:59pm by marinus

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awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it

#5 - On 06/18/2011 at 8:00pm by WCARlover

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