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Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32790) - you deserved it (4518)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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don't we use mobile phones these days?

#2 - On 06/10/2011 at 6:14am by Tsunami87

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at least he wants to see you

#1 - On 06/10/2011 at 6:13am by Temi25

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