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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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Tsunami87 17

Friday 10 June 2011 12:14

don't we use mobile phones these days?

Temi25 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:13

at least he wants to see you

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xkimlewtasx 2

Friday 10 June 2011 12:33

awwwww romance went a little wrong :oS it was a cute gesture tho :o)

Tcaret300 12

Friday 10 June 2011 12:41

Rockeye?

NineFishMffns_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 12:48

Well.. he tried?

im_awsome 2

Friday 10 June 2011 12:52

it was cute... until it hit yu.

manda_baby_rawr 4

Friday 10 June 2011 22:02

so was your post...until I noticed your spelling or lack thereof.

emmiep1011 7

Friday 10 June 2011 13:04

it was an attempt...

madamoizelle101 0

Friday 10 June 2011 13:23

how romantic...

Badshah29 6

Friday 10 June 2011 13:58

Umm, howz having some1 break ur window romantic???

Ieatpeople17 0

Friday 10 June 2011 15:54

Door

rambi_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 14:54

i think its kinda romantic

deefan101 11

Friday 10 June 2011 15:11

that really romantic, at least your bf has a sence on romance!

Ieatpeople17 0

Friday 10 June 2011 15:50

Sense, you should fix your terrible profile as well.

NastyNinja31 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:12

33 looks like a diseased avatar

irocthedancefloo 0

Friday 10 June 2011 15:17

sucks for you but what a fail and party foul for him haha

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