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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26230) - you deserved it (63045)

On 05/05/2009 at 3:43am - love - by sunboy52 (man) - United States (Texas)

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Well the pictures were both of pussy....

#8 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:37pm by mardigrasqueen

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This is why you don't keep nude photos of your girlfriend.

You look and then delete that shit.

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:31pm by laestrellita

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