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Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (66738) - you deserved it (3949)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

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what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl

#1 - On 06/05/2011 at 6:05am by BrittanyPernell6

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Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL

#5 - On 06/05/2011 at 6:10am by Carpy

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