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Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11236) - you deserved it (54920)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

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Your "Blind" date had a car accident?
No shit.

#8 - On 06/01/2011 at 3:15am by dreamering

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It could have been worse. She could actually have just stood you up.

#1 - On 06/01/2011 at 3:08am by marinus

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